I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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