fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
