The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We have started to decorate penises.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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