lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ok first of all what the fuck
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