he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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