SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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