He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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