She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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