I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
either way he was missing a nipple.
birth control should be required to get into college
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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