sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Are we still banned from the library?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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