No subtext here. People are naked.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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