we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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