i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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