sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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