I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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