I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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