He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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