How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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