i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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