After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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