I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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