Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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