In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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