I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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