ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Randomize