You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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