The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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