do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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