you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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