FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My pussy is not your playground.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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