theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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