haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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