well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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