Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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