I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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