No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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