tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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