Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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