i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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