There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize