Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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