every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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