Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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