i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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