Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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