Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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