so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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