is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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