Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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