we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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