alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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