fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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