escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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