On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
