dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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