I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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