I need help removing her.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
