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I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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