If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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