Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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