You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Randomize
